Sometimes when giraffes eat cookies, they turn into a cookie. A big giraffe-shaped cookie shaped like a giraffe. Except giraffes aren't supposed to eat cookies, and if you give them cookies at the zoo, you will get thrown out of the zoo and asked never to return, which I found out the hard way.

The only thing better than a giraffe-shaped cookie is a cookie-shaped giraffe. Bit of a round giraffe, though.