Our Cat Is an Honors Student

I present the following as proof of his genius: He's working on impressions of other animals. He dresses like a penguin, first of all (very cagey if you need Antarctic camoflage). In response to my greeting this morning, he said, "Meo-QUACK!" in a nearly perfect duck imitation. He then delighted me with mouse sounds: "Screechscreech-meow!" His English continually improves as well, but we're still trying to polish that grammar.

(kStyle, you think, you said you were too busy and tired to post! Yeah well, I'm waiting for docs to print.)