Today I Am a Winner

Congratulations--you've won our "Free Stuff" newsletter contest that
you entered on 4/19! You'll receive your prize around the time that the
next newsletter gets mailed out.

I hope this news brightens up your Wednesday. : ) Thanks again for
participating in our contest!

Well, it does brighten my Wednesday. As does this:

Pls thank proofreader. On new editions I give $1.00 to any student who first reports a typo, and so the proofreader is saving me a bundle! (And you should see how closely students read the book!)