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Friday, April 28, 2006

OTC Cocktail

Because tree sex makes my head feel like an aquarium (one pauses to wonder whether human copulation vexes the trees), I've found myself mixing an elaborate concoction.

3:30 AM: one 24-hour Claritin
9 AM: Claritin seems not to have done much. Add 1/2 Chlor-trimeton pill.
9:15 AM: Headache unbearable. Add 1 ibuprophen.
9:30 AM: feeling clearer, but groggy from Chlor-rimeton. Drink dark tea.

Repeat as needed.

Poor liver.

4 Comments:

Blogger Ann said...

(It took me a while for me to figure out what you meant by "tree sex"...)

Anyhow, headaches suck. I hope you feel better.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

I actually still don't know what you mean by tree sex, but I was embarrassed to admit it.

(Oh, wait. Typing that just now, I got it. Heh. "Tree sex.")

2:11 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

The more I think about it, the more I think "tree sex" is one of the best metaphors I've ever read. Just obscure enough to require a little thought, and yet completely accurate.

3:56 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Well, thanks. Is it even a metaphor? The tress reproduce-->pollen-->somehumans feel like death. It would be analagous if semen made trees sneeze.

9:27 AM  

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