Not a Ho
no no NO
You cannot receive shiatsu naked.
I will not come to your house. You must come to my office. O-F-F-I-C-E. Like professionals have.
Did you read the ad? Because if you did (and perhaps you're just barely literate, yes maybe that's the problem) you would see that I advertise prenatal support and healing IBS and hospice and palliative care and 700 hours of training! and fully licensed! NOT HAPPY ENDINGS.
posted by kStyle @ 9:28 PM
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OK, great! The phones are ringing!
*snort*
That's really pretty disturbing.
In other news, I had another zen shiatsu session today (some liver stagnation, which she thought might be the cause of my 16-day menstrual cycle; don't know about you, but that's way too few days for my taste).
I just don't know what people who do not practice massage fully clothed say to deter these inquiries. I chase these guys off with a simple, "Shiatsu is a little different from typical massage. For one thing, it's done fully clothed. Also, I practice on a futon on the floor." I seldom get to the word "futon" before they're already on hasty retreat.
I hope the ZS session helped! LV stagnation is no fun (and very common.)
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