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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Not a Ho

no no NO

You cannot receive shiatsu naked.

I will not come to your house. You must come to my office. O-F-F-I-C-E. Like professionals have.

Did you read the ad? Because if you did (and perhaps you're just barely literate, yes maybe that's the problem) you would see that I advertise prenatal support and healing IBS and hospice and palliative care and 700 hours of training! and fully licensed! NOT HAPPY ENDINGS.


Blogger Larry Jones said...

OK, great! The phones are ringing!

1:41 AM  
Blogger Narya said...

That's really pretty disturbing.

In other news, I had another zen shiatsu session today (some liver stagnation, which she thought might be the cause of my 16-day menstrual cycle; don't know about you, but that's way too few days for my taste).

5:52 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

I just don't know what people who do not practice massage fully clothed say to deter these inquiries. I chase these guys off with a simple, "Shiatsu is a little different from typical massage. For one thing, it's done fully clothed. Also, I practice on a futon on the floor." I seldom get to the word "futon" before they're already on hasty retreat.

I hope the ZS session helped! LV stagnation is no fun (and very common.)

1:17 PM  

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