Sorry This Is Lame Lately

Home DSL is down; work is busy. Let's do a quick rundown of highlights:

1. Next week, I'll be doing a spring diet cleanse based on the guidelines set forth by Hale Sofia Schatz. I'm terrified.

2. Luna the Psycho Kitten's new habits include jumping in the fridge and dishwasher.

3. Mercury is no longer retrograde, making life infinitely easier. When that little planet spins backwards, all hell breaks loose. Someone should stop it next time. (That's why the dinosaurs are extinct, you know.)

4. Eric is still 30!