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Saturday, October 20, 2007

The God of the Old Testament

...may well be mildly irritated with us.

After the Plague of Mice was cleared up by our heathen cats, the Lord of Israel saw fit to rain down a Plague of Ladybugs. I came home one night and gasped to find them crawling all around the living room, just below the ceiling. I'm currently trying to smoke them out by burning sage, like a good heathen.

What's next? Snakes? Boils?

2 Comments:

Blogger Narya said...

And, I suspect, they're not really ladybugs. There's this insect that LOOKS like a ladybug, but it's brownish red, and it's some kind of invasive pest. (they have them in Milwaukee, I think.)

word verification: yhvhustn

if it had been yhwh, i'd've been seriously worried.

5:59 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Ha!

...that may be it, the Invasive Milwaukee Pest. Though I found something online about the invasive Asiatic ladybug, which plagues the East Coast. It arrived about 13 years ago; no one knows how.

...I do: yhwh.

10:45 AM  

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