Friday Fortune Cookie

The Oriental Market (no, that's it's name) down the road tells me they're out of Friday Fortune Cookies and that the cookies are backordered for, like, years.

It's very hard to rustle up these things and I've been doing it for a while now. If anyone else wants to try, be my guest. If you're a regular and want admin status to write up some fortune cookies, just holler. But I. Can't. Work. Like. This.

Ahem. Excuse me.

I lieu of the Fortune Cookie, I present you with...

Friday Laundry List

SO...Bush will reign another 4 years. We're all afraid for our civil liberties, yes, but we still have a lot of them. I'm grateful that I can leave the house without a chaperone with my head uncovered and talk shit about politics and tell men off without being beheaded. I have so many goddamn freedoms that I find myself with extra ones I generally don't use. They include (this is the laundry list part)

1. Making right turns on red
2. Getting a tattoo
3. Getting an abortion (but I reserve that right nonetheless)
4. Marrying a woman
5. Attending the church or other religious organization of my choosing)*
6. Drinking a lot (of alcohol)
7. Getting a pilot's license
8. Huntin'
9. Fishin'
10. Walking around after midnight

*though I go back and forth on this one

This being the interactive blog that it is, I invite you to make your own list.