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Thursday, November 04, 2004

Friday Fortune Cookie

The Oriental Market (no, that's it's name) down the road tells me they're out of Friday Fortune Cookies and that the cookies are backordered for, like, years.

It's very hard to rustle up these things and I've been doing it for a while now. If anyone else wants to try, be my guest. If you're a regular and want admin status to write up some fortune cookies, just holler. But I. Can't. Work. Like. This.

Ahem. Excuse me.

I lieu of the Fortune Cookie, I present you with...

Friday Laundry List

SO...Bush will reign another 4 years. We're all afraid for our civil liberties, yes, but we still have a lot of them. I'm grateful that I can leave the house without a chaperone with my head uncovered and talk shit about politics and tell men off without being beheaded. I have so many goddamn freedoms that I find myself with extra ones I generally don't use. They include (this is the laundry list part)

1. Making right turns on red
2. Getting a tattoo
3. Getting an abortion (but I reserve that right nonetheless)
4. Marrying a woman
5. Attending the church or other religious organization of my choosing)*
6. Drinking a lot (of alcohol)
7. Getting a pilot's license
8. Huntin'
9. Fishin'
10. Walking around after midnight

*though I go back and forth on this one

This being the interactive blog that it is, I invite you to make your own list.

4 Comments:

Blogger Ann said...

I'd rather talk about the rights I do take advantage of, if you don't mind:

Blogging about whatever I want to blog about
Leaving dirty dishes in the sink for more than 24 hours
Saying "fuck," sometimes within earshot of others
Calling myself an atheist, sometimes within earshot of others
Enjoying streaming "Daily Show" clips online
Getting free refills of soda at restaurants
Taking an occasional day off from work to stare at the walls
Choosing not to contribute to the liberal repopulation of the country (sorry)
Reading books at Barnes and Noble without buying anything
Having sex, sometimes within earshot of--look, our apartment walls are really thin, OK?

3:51 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Nice list.

But can't you adopt some kids and make them liberals? The zealot Christians do it all the time, saving the foreign kids and raising them to listen to Limbaugh and vote accordingly.

Just one?

5:04 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

Oh, I wouldn't make a very good parent. I don't think, "Will you leave me the hell alone? I'm trying to build some CFML functions here!" would go over too well with the infants.

6:16 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Kids love CMFL!

Seriously, though: that's why there are nannies.

9:02 AM  

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