MONDAY QUESTIONNAIRE

Sorry for the delay, folks--the company's internet was down all morning. Let's get to it:

1. Fill in the blank with an adjective: "I will never be ______ , but I've come to accept that."

2. The best sexual experience of your life, or the best meal: if you could relive either one every day, which would you choose?

3. If you could gather all your friends in a room and force them to listen to you lecture on any subject for thirty minutes, what subject would you choose? Be as specific as possible.