Good, Clean, Blasphemous Fun

As we gleefully unwrapped our fortune cookies at lunch today, tagging “in bed” to the end of each prophecy, my preacher’s-daughter-coworker-friend (with whom I attend church on Sundays) introduced us to the delights of adding “between the sheets” to the end of hymn names.

Lift High the Cross Between the Sheets
Hail Holy Queen Between the Sheets
My God Is a Rock Between the Sheets