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Friday, June 09, 2006

One good penguin joke deserves another.
This one's for Larry.


A man's driving his car down the highway at 90 MPH. Cop pulls him over. "Sir, you were over the speed limit--" He stops in astonishment, seeing penguins in the back seat.

"Sir, are those penguins in your back seat?"

"Yes, Officer."

"I suggest you take those penguins to the zoo."

The driver sighs in relief. "Thank you for that suggestion! I was just trying to figure out what to do with them."
The officer lets him go with a warning.

Next day, the same officer pulls over the same car speeding down the same highway. The penguins are again in the back seat.

"Sir, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"

"I did, Officer, and we had a great time! Today we're going to a ball game."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Larry Jones said...

This one really made me laugh. I wonder if it's the presence of penguins? They are funny little creatures, and no, I haven't seen the March of the Penguins movie.

By the way, when you comment on my blog (as you did today), remember that there is no link to here if you don't fill in your URL in the area above the comment box. So "Come visit me for my penguin jokeā€¦" becomes kind of a non sequiter. Just sayin'.

9:50 PM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Yes, I realized after I hit "publish". Oh well. You know where I am, at least. :)

Didn't like that movie. It was very melodramatic. If dead penguin chicks are your thing, though...My choice for Best Bird Movie of the Year is The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill.

8:47 AM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

What a guy! lol

11:47 AM  
Blogger kStyle said...

Hi, Michael! Thanks for stopping by.

9:28 AM  

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