Some things I’ve learned from two days at home sick

1. Strep throat makes even pure, clean, cool water feel like battery acid going down your throat.
2. Montel is a horrible, horrible show.
3. Oprah is not nearly as bad as I thought, but maybe that’s partly by comparison with Montel.
4. Healthy cats sleep as often as a sick person. How much, then, do sick cats sleep?