the original kStyle blog.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

News Headlines
Wherein kStyle takes on current events

1. Gas prices sure are high.

Last night The Boyfriend said, "You might want to fill up your car in the morning. Gas prices are going to spike."

"I thought they already had."

As you likely know already, oil refineries in the Gulf Coast are shut down because of hurricane Katrina. So first, our government realized that we were low on oil, but, rather than make an emergency push to develop alternative fuels, it was easier to bomb the crap out of Iraq and secure some oil fields. Then even God got angry at our wasteful, arrogant, murderous ways, and She sent a giant storm to take out our refineries.

I hate us.

2. Politics in Israel. So messed up.


Blogger Ann said...

1. People are stupid.

I think that about covers it.

3:15 PM  

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