Gettin' No Love
 
Alas, this web page looks so naked and vulnerable without her banner ads. What did we do wrong, Google? Not enough visitors?Too many obituaries? How have we fallen from grace, how have we lost the warm light of your advertisements? Are we no longer worthy to sell your kitchen knives, your discount prescription drugs, your records and CDs and movie tickets and shoe shine kits and herbs and free commenting?
 
Why have you forsaken us? WHY? WHY? WHY?