Unsolicited Advice from kStyle

1. Lately I’ve noticed a lot of people with dark circles under their eyes. Dark rings make you look like you’re dying from a horrible disease, even if they’re caused by a simple lack of sleep. Although I don’t normally advocate make-up, I recommend that men and women alike spend a couple dollars and a couple seconds on concealing those craters. Men: ask a close female friend what to use and how. We love dolling up boys, starting when we dress our little brothers in drag before they’re old enough to care. Just don’t ask a potential love interest, lest she fret that you’re gay.

2. Eggs are good for you.