Astrological Survey

What's your sign, baby?

(Aquarius, Pisces rising, Gemini moon)

How do you rate astrology?
a. fun, amusing
b. true
c. eerily accurate sometimes
d. hogwash
e. good, but not as good as Kabbalah

(a and c, occasionally b)

Where do you get off the New Age train?
a. herbology
b. whole foods nutrition
c. Eastern medicine
d. astrology
e. crystals
f. Wicca
g. pyramids
h. aliens
i. never got on; give me back my New Yorker

(I get off the train after astrology and before crystals, but I do enjoy The New Yorker.)