OTC Cocktail
Because tree sex makes my head feel like an aquarium (one pauses to wonder whether human copulation vexes the trees), I've found myself mixing an elaborate concoction.
3:30 AM: one 24-hour Claritin
9 AM: Claritin seems not to have done much. Add 1/2 Chlor-trimeton pill.
9:15 AM: Headache unbearable. Add 1 ibuprophen.
9:30 AM: feeling clearer, but groggy from Chlor-rimeton. Drink dark tea.
Repeat as needed.
Poor liver.
posted by kStyle @ 10:57 AM
2 Comments:
I actually still don't know what you mean by tree sex, but I was embarrassed to admit it.
(Oh, wait. Typing that just now, I got it. Heh. "Tree sex.")
Well, thanks. Is it even a metaphor? The tress reproduce-->pollen-->somehumans feel like death. It would be analagous if semen made trees sneeze.
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