Boobies and the Omniscient WWW/FSM

The breastalist has assigned me to get an ultrasound and a mammogram. She thinks I might have a blocked duct. This is odd, because I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant; but the All-Seeing World Wide Web (it's like God!) tells me that plugged ducts, like shit, happen.

Speaking of All-Seeing God, the Gospel is here at last. RA-men.